On 3/11/2011 Jill Sobule appeared live in studio and performed a new song. Transcribed as follows...
**First Verse**
The smallest puppy is a runt.
Some people needing heart surgery get a shunt.
Sometimes in baseball they bunt.
The host of Candid Camera was Allen Funt.
I'll tell you something else that's true, if you allow me to be real blunt...
[Get ready]
JD Vance, JD Vance is a ****
**2nd Verse**
The lowely worker is a grunt.
You might say "tally ho" when you're on a fox hunt.
Sometimes in football they punt.
The new Mary Poppins was Emily Blunt.
Another thing to add to the list, it's a truth you must confront, a douche as could be, the new VP...
JD Vance is a ****
From top to bottom and back and front...
JD Vance, JD Vance is a ****
[everyone!]
JD Vance, JD Vance is a ****
**song concludes**
I think it's a hit song. Kid Rock is going to cover it, I hear.
It's kind of a song where people can agree. It might not be my most intelligent one, but I think it's the best song I've ever written.
Commentary: Despite the bleeped word being quite offensive, I have to agree. It's a good song. My only complaint is that she repeats "blunt". Though the second time it's a name. It's a minor quibble, though.
Here is a video from some time back. I looked for a video of the new song but could not find anything.
Youtube video description: Jun 14, 2021. Jill Sobule is an American singer-songwriter best known for the 1995 single "I Kissed a Girl", and "Supermodel" from the soundtrack of the 1995 film Clueless. Her folk-inflected compositions alternate between ironic, story-driven character studies and emotive ballads, a duality reminiscent of such 1970s American songwriters as Warren Zevon, Harry Nilsson, Loudon Wainwright III, Harry Chapin, and Randy Newman.
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Video: Mar 1, 2025. Elon Musk (Mike Myers) interrupts a heated meeting with Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson), JD Vance (Bowen Yang), Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernández) and Ukraine President Zelenskyy (Mikey Day).