Jill Sobule New Hit Ditty

On 3/11/2011 Jill Sobule appeared live in studio and performed a new song. Transcribed as follows...

**First Verse**

The smallest puppy is a runt.

Some people needing heart surgery get a shunt.

Sometimes in baseball they bunt.

The host of Candid Camera was Allen Funt.

I'll tell you something else that's true, if you allow me to be real blunt...

[Get ready]

JD Vance, JD Vance is a ****

**2nd Verse**

The lowely worker is a grunt.

You might say "tally ho" when you're on a fox hunt.

Sometimes in football they punt.

The new Mary Poppins was Emily Blunt.

Another thing to add to the list, it's a truth you must confront, a douche as could be, the new VP...

JD Vance is a ****

From top to bottom and back and front...

JD Vance, JD Vance is a ****

[everyone!]

JD Vance, JD Vance is a ****

**song concludes**

I think it's a hit song. Kid Rock is going to cover it, I hear.

It's kind of a song where people can agree. It might not be my most intelligent one, but I think it's the best song I've ever written.

Commentary: Despite the bleeped word being quite offensive, I have to agree. It's a good song. My only complaint is that she repeats "blunt". Though the second time it's a name. It's a minor quibble, though.

Here is a video from some time back. I looked for a video of the new song but could not find anything.


Youtube video description: Jun 14, 2021. Jill Sobule is an American singer-songwriter best known for the 1995 single "I Kissed a Girl", and "Supermodel" from the soundtrack of the 1995 film Clueless. Her folk-inflected compositions alternate between ironic, story-driven character studies and emotive ballads, a duality reminiscent of such 1970s American songwriters as Warren Zevon, Harry Nilsson, Loudon Wainwright III, Harry Chapin, and Randy Newman.

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Video: Mar 1, 2025. Elon Musk (Mike Myers) interrupts a heated meeting with Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson), JD Vance (Bowen Yang), Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernández) and Ukraine President Zelenskyy (Mikey Day).

Merrick Garland Let Down His President And The Country

Glenn Kirschner On The Stephanie Miller Show 20241115.

Glenn Kirschner: Merrick Garland was a good man. I believe he is good man. But, it turned out he was the wrong man for the moment. I've been saying this for over a year. He did not aggressively go after the folks who tried to end American democracy. This is where we have landed because of it.

Video: Oct 18, 2024. Bob Woodward and Stephen Colbert discuss his book War.

Transcript Excerpt Bob Woodward: ...it one of the things that I report in the book is that Biden regretted that he put merrick garland in as attorney general and said to his aides, "I made a mistake. I should not have done that". ... the concern Biden has is personal. That the attorney general appointed a special counsel to investigate hunter biden. His son. The issue of Hunter Biden is just ripping Joe Biden's heart out. And it is something he talks about with close friends. He worries about, where is this going to go? He has said he would not pardon him. There are couple trials coming up. Quite frankly I know enough about Biden. I don't believe that. I think he will pardon his son.

I certainly hope so. Hunter Biden should definitely get a pardon. As for this regret, I think Biden also regrets appointing him because he didn't move quickly enough to hold tRump accountable for his many crimes. If not he certainly should have this second regret in regards to appointing Garland.

We can't know how things would have shook out if Garland had moved faster, though we certainly would have been further along in the process of holding the fat Orange Turd accountable. The result would have probably still been that the Turd strategy of delay would end up being successful.

So, maybe Joe Biden only regrets appointing Garland due to him keeping in place the tRump appointed prosecutor, which he definitely should not have done. It was a futile attempt to appear independent. But it didn't work. trumpers still claimed that Biden was directing Garland to prosecute d0n0ld. So he shoudn't have bothered. He should have appointed someone else or dropped the charges alltogether.


Daily Beast: The New Abnormal podcast co-hosts Danielle Moodie and Andy Levy are angry about the current political mess that Americans find themselves in—but not at who you might think.

"I don't even blame Donald Trump because you can't blame a fvcking criminal for criming", Moodie said. "But I sure as fvck can blame Merrick Garland, a supposed Democrat that was supposed to do a really important job and failed".

"We're in this place at a 50/50 fvcking coin toss-up of an election because of Merrick Garland", Moodie added. "Because if he had entered into office doing his job from day one, Donald Trump wouldn't have had the opportunity to announce that he was running for office again, because he would have been buried under indictments".

Carlos Alazraqui On The Stephanie Miller Show 20241113

Carlos Allazraqui: ...democracy was like the boy that escaped Dahmer's apartment and was well on it's way to working again. The republicans were the cops that brought him back to Dahmer.

Stephanie: That's a great and horrible analogy.

Carlos: I know, it's very dark. We were rid of him. Biden won. We were going in the right direction. ... don't blame this on Democrats. Blame republicans who, after January 6, didn't have the courage to say "No, he's done. We're all voting to impeach and convict him".

[End Stephanie Miller Show Excerpt]

Carlos Alazraqui TwitTurd.
Stephanie Miller Show TwitTurd.

Copilot: Konerak Sinthasomphone, one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims, who was only 14 years old at the time, managed to escape from Dahmer's apartment but was found disoriented and bleeding on the street by two police officers. Despite the pleas from neighbors who suspected something was wrong, the officers believed Dahmer's claim that Konerak was his 19-year-old boyfriend who had been drinking and was just being overly affectionate. Shockingly, the police officers escorted Konerak back to Dahmer's apartment, where he was ultimately murdered.

This incident is a stark reminder of the failures in the system and the tragic consequences that can result from such mistakes. It's a deeply disturbing part of the Dahmer case that highlights the importance of vigilance and proper police training.