Saturday, November 16, 2024

Lauren Boebert Is A Batpoop Crazy Slut


Video: Nov 13, 2024. Boebert joined other members of the House Oversight Committee in a hearing about UFO transparency.


Transcript Excerpt

Boebert: There are rumors that have come up to the hill. um of a secretive project within the Department of Defense involving uh the manipulation of human genetics with what is described as nonhuman genetic material potentially for the enhancement of human capabilities. Hybrids. Are any of you familiar with that? Yes or no?

4 UAP Experts: no, ma'am. I am not, ma'am. I am not. No ma'am.

Boebert: And so are there any accounts of UAPS emerging from or submerging into our water which could indicate a base or presence beneath the ocean's surface?

UAP Expert: I, I don't know about uh a base but you know, as I mentioned, I had a different source entirely describe this pretty extraordinary footage that exists of orbs -- of an orb coming out of the ocean and being met by another orb.

Boebert: And uh it seems like there's still some questions that we need answers to and we will not relent until we get those to the American people.

Video: Lauren Boebert encounters an underwater alien probe.



Video: Lauren Boebert probes for Quinn Gallagher's trouser snake at a viewing of the Beetlejuice musical. Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre in Denver, Colorado, on September 10, 2023.


Lauren Boebert is the female Gohmert, but dumber and sluttier.

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